Neon Blerg: The Ultimate Guide to Tenets

Here, the art of Tenets is explained in excruciating detail. Don't say we didn't warn you.

1. Rule 1: The Blerg Shall Be Spoken In A Loud, Clear Voice.
2. Rule 2: Thou shalt Not Use Too Much Whitespace. It is the bane of our existence.
3. Rule 3: Thou shalt Always Use The Correct Amount of Apostrophes. Too many is a crime. Too few, a travesty.
4. Rule 4: Thou shalt Not Use Too Many prophets. We are not, nor shall we be, a fan club.
5. Rule 5: Thou shalt Always Keep The Color Scheme Simple. No more than 5 colors. We are not, nor shall we be, a rainbow.

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